Social Distancing

Anne got over the bug -- as we knew she would -- and feels great. I feel great. Both of us, in fact, took the COVID test. We studied hard all week, and stayed up late the night before to do some last-minute cramming. Our efforts paid off. We tested negative. We're as healthy as horses, even though we don't wash our hooves for twenty seconds each half hour. 

Having said that, there's nothing more to say about "the flu" that hasn't already been said a few million times. We do remain grateful for social distancing that is apparently here to stay. Actually, we wish it had come along sooner. We wouldn't have had to deal with many of the local fuckheads we've already told you about, and those we haven't. Leave us the fuck alone. Stay the fuck away from us. At least six feet. It's now the law of the land. Born forty years too soon, both of us. 

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Bloggers' Note: before we move on, to describe our latest misadventures with the snowflake world, we must go back in time and re-post one of our more popular efforts that previously appeared only on Craigslist, where it was soon flagged and removed. That won't happen here. Here, wrongthink stays up for as long as we want it to. Click on the Next link to read it.

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