The Contract

When Your Blogger was a boy, his teachers delivered to him a bit of wisdom that he's never forgotten.

Be nice to people, they said, respect them, treat them fairly and honestly, and they'll do the same to you.  

The little fuckheads on the playground acted like they'd never heard this. It still sounded good. Like a contract, only you never shook hands on it. Be nice to people, and they'll be nice to you. 

Through a lifetime of dealing with one asshole after another, Your Blogger continued to honor the contract. Then came the summer of 2018, and several chance encounters with some of the finest Grade A fuckheads the world has to offer: those who call Port Huron Michigan home. 

The contract has been declared null and void. 

The next several posts will give You The Reader all the hows, wheres, and whys that let to this decision. We hope that the locals, as well as any out-of-towners who might be considering Port Huron a destination for business or pleasure, find them both entertaining and educational. 

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